danplasmius:

gender-ikari:

harpyholidays:

bookerdewitt:

antique-arthur:

the-fact-rat:

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

teenagenuisance:

what I imagine it’s like to be a guy

this is exactly right

rampaigehalseyface:

fr0zen:

according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star

you’re actually a few million years late.

that star is dead

just like your dreams

too-cool-for-facebook:

theglamorousfrog:

This makes me so happy :)